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A box of fries named Frylock, milk shake named Master Shake, and a morphing meatball called Meatwad....sounds like someone used a little too much tobacco with their hookah. Stoners around the globe rejoiced and conjugated around large movie screens to watch out fearsome heroes learn the origin of their powers! So it's kind of like that TV show Heroes...except they're not saving the world or a barely legal cheerleader, instead it's a balding, middle-aged New Jersey resident who sports sexy wife-beaters and elastic pants. If only Albert Einstein or Richard Nixon were alive to see this. FEEL THE WRATH OF MY LASER.. MORTAL HUMANS!!!!

Happy Meal: Christopher Nuggets, Michael Malt Shake, and John Hasselhoff

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DIRECTOR: Jonathan King

STORY: An experiment in genetic engineering goes horribly wrong when it turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.

Sex...woo hooo! Violence....ooo yea baby! Barbeque...how did you know I love meat? and feet...okay, well I don't have a foot fetish like Quentin Tarantino, but "thanks"?!?! Rose McGowan and a peg-leg...excuse me as I release my man juice in the bathroom...double feature! double the wood!!! Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino were responisble for my erection, I hope this will be the only time this will ever happen...so enjoy another episode from Movie Menu, after we visited the bathroom...in different stalls of course...and tissues lubricated with extra virgin olive oil. BAM!

Z's Corner: Mikey Darling, Stunt Man Dan, and El John Rey Theater

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STORY:A young rat living in the walls of a famous bistro wishes to become a chef, but is hindered by his family's skepticism and the rat-deprising staff and patrons.

DIRECTED BY: Brad Bird