Movie Menu: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

A box of fries named Frylock, milk shake named Master Shake, and a morphing meatball called Meatwad....sounds like someone used a little too much tobacco with their hookah. Stoners around the globe rejoiced and conjugated around large movie screens to watch out fearsome heroes learn the origin of their powers! So it's kind of like that TV show Heroes...except they're not saving the world or a barely legal cheerleader, instead it's a balding, middle-aged New Jersey resident who sports sexy wife-beaters and elastic pants. If only Albert Einstein or Richard Nixon were alive to see this. FEEL THE WRATH OF MY LASER.. MORTAL HUMANS!!!!

Happy Meal: Christopher Nuggets, Michael Malt Shake, and John Hasselhoff

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