ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Hey it’s the first week of Spring! What that means for you: time to let some light into your house/room, get some cleaning done, and start working on that physic cause summer is just around the corner and you don’t want to be that kid with the over-sized Mickey Mouse floating device around your waist. “I’m sorry sir, but the AMC theaters of America prohibit any assortment of floaties…” At what age does the floaties around the arms seem lame? A little kid can get-away with it, but can a young adult with a fear of the water since watching Species. Not that I would know that individual fearing a sexy Russian femme-bot is going to force herself onto me so she could produce an offspring. No…clue…ummm…who that…(clears throat) would be. How about we get back to Movie Menu: Entertainment News

March 16-22nd Edition
• March of the Germans: United Artist Entertainment and Bryan Singer (Usual Suspects, X-Men 1+2, Superman Returns) are scheduled to work on an untitled thriller based on an attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Who is to star you ask? Tom Cruise. The same man who purchased the film for United Artist. Anyone else get the vibe Tom Cruise is trying to give the finger to everyone and show he doesn’t need Mission Impossible? I just can’t wait to see who will play Adolf Hitler because I have strange suspicion it is going to be Katie Holmes…you know, because she has RANGE. (Yahoo!)
• The Green Hornet: Columbia Pictures has picked up where Kevin Smith has left off and acquired the rights to make the long-awaited Green Hornet film. The Green Hornet was a Newspaper Publisher by day, and masked hero at night, so a totally-unique premise of a superhero living a life in the media and saving the world at night. (Monsters & Critics)
• Harry will not Pot-Her : Emma Watson is pretty much done playing Hermione and has rejected an offer to continue her role in the Harry Potter series, leaving a void in her character for the last 2 installments. “Hurry! Someone get Dakota Fanning on the phone!” Citing her desire to branch out and not be type-casted, the young…(drool)…hottie…will..now… I’m sorry! All this talk of Emma Watson has me all hot and bothered. I need to use the restroom!! (Cinema Blend)
• Cate Blanchett : Harrison Ford now has a love interest in Cate Blanchett for Indiana Jones IV: The Curse of Arthritis. Wait, apparently that titled has not been confirmed, but Movie Menu is giving you the scoop! Just don’t tell anyone because I don’t need to see George Lucas in court…again. The David Koepp script for Indiana Jones IV has been closely guarded so no word on what the relationship will stem from, but I imagine a special blue pill that starts with the letter V and ends with: iagra will play a major role in the film. (The Hollywood Reporter)