Well it looks like Movie Menu’s reunion won’t be as financially successful
as The Police reunion, but as least we still have our dignity! SELL-OUTS! (Dives
into dumpster to only fight over a chicken wing with a dog named Ralph, who also
has rabies’.) Sting doesn’t know the hard-knock life we live.
So what exactly does the news of The Police have to do with Movie Menu? Absolutely
nothing, I just thought it would be cool to mention it. Maybe the same kind of
ruckus will be generated with the return of: MOVIE MENU! Entertainment News.
Your silence is enough to show me how ecstatic you with the return of Entertainment
News to Movie Menu. Lots to report, so put another rib eye on the grill and LETZ
GET COOKIN’ READAS!!
February 16th- 22nd Edition
• The Dark Knight: a lot of news has been circulating
involving the Batman Begins sequel, so a quick overview: Christopher Nolan will
write/direct again, Christian Bale- Morgan Freeman- Gary Oldman are returning,
Katie Holmes quit, Heath Ledger is Joker…and this week’s news: Aaron
Eckhart has been hired to play Harvey Dent, better known as the villain Two
Face. Looks like Warner Bros. has successfully reprised a cherished franchise,
until someone decides to bring back Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, “Ice…to
see you!� (Hollywood
Reporter)
• Borat wins again: “Very niceeeee!! How
much?� Well Borat, since you’ve won, only the attorney fees now.
A Los Angeles judge has thrown out the case of the two fraternity brothers who
claimed their participation in the movie was under false pretenses. The fraternity
brothers wanted the world to know they were lied to when the producers of the
movie got the brothers really wasted, had them sign the release forms, and then
promised them the film will be get international distribution. They forgot to
add something in their lawsuit though, the movie has ruined their game and they
cannot get any pussy now. Good job Borat! 1 lawsuit down…like 4 or 5 more
to go! (Yahoo!)
• Wonder Woman: Josh Whedon (Buffy: The Vampire
Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Serenity) was recently kicked off the project because
Warner Bros. found a better script and are close to finally hiring an actress.
Looks like Eva Green, the latest Bond girl, will receive the honors of portraying
Wonder Woman. No truth to my rumors that Josh Whedon wanted Sarah Michelle Gellar
to play Wonder Woman so she’d have to wear tight little suits and give
us some camel-toe action…what? You wouldn’t go to see that? Come
on…(The
Movie Blog)
• Indiana Jones Jr.: the word involving the
script of Indiana Jones IV has an Indy Junior to protect now, and Steven Spielberg
has been talking up a storm about actor Shia LaBeaouf. Can’t say I love
the idea, but Shia LaBeaouf is a great new talent who will get more recognition
with his role in Transformers and his brilliant performance in A Guide to Recognizing
Your Saints. As long as Shia remembers Macaulay Culkin was once a rising star.
Beware. (Cinema
Blend)
