Movie Menu Episode #14: The Protector

Muay Thai specialist and action star of the future Tony Jaa brings us a new spectacle for us to gravitate towards. Tony Jaa is sent to Australia in this film to rescue his elephant before he becomes part of someone�s lunch. We thought an expert in the field was needed, so we called upon a specialist. Unfortunately Danny Glover wasn�t available to comment on his movie Operation Dumbo Drop and his relationship with an elephant so we settled on Phil, a karate master. Like Tony Jaa, Phil wears red scarves to hide his true masculinity, but the man is a weapon of mass destruction. The fact that Tony Jaa wears black Converse high tops throughout the movie gives us hope that one day we will be capable of becoming a killing machine, and maybe little girls will stop picking on us for our lunch money. Bon Appetite! Enjoy another Movie Menu episode of mammoth proportions.

Panelist: Phillip Lee, Mike Stand Chan, Danny Van Damme, and John �The Karate Kid� Macchio

Sound Guy: R2-D2

Next week�s episode: The Black Dahlia

 

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF STEVE IRWIN

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