Mon, 28 August 2006  Ben Affleck stars as a hitman and Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian. They are teamed together to kidnap a retard and the 3 become a family only Southern Californians could ever accept. You�ve got to feel sorry for the guy who played the retard; he was the only one whose credit to this movie went unnoticed. Come to think about, this guy probably has the best agent in assuring people forget he starred in this movie. �Get me that guy�s agent!� Somewhere in this world some douchbag has placed this movie in a time-capsule for it to be found in the future. We can only prey our historical records are not burnt to the ground for jeopardizing the future of human earth by believing in this movie. Panelists: Mike �Pony-licious� Stand, Danny �Cool� Munoz, and �Lil� John- Hang Sound Guy: the Spirit World�led by Abraham Lincoln It's Free to Comments[3] |
