Again, when we heard 30 days of night, we assumed it was a prequel to 40 days and 40 nights. Funny because Josh Hartnett stars in both... a coincidence? But we should have let them be Things we lost in the fire. Or things that are Into the Wild. Well thats enough of are stupid PUNS... ENJOY THE SHOW!

The triplets of bevelle: 30 Days of Natalie, Dannys we lost in the fire. and Into the Mike.


Next Movie Menu Podcast: Coming Soon!

 

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We had first assumed The Heartbreak Kid was a sequel to 2001's Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver, but to our surprise it was another Farrelly Brothers movie with Ben Stiller and some girl who looks like Cameron Diaz. Though the movie could have used some Zombies in it like Resident Evil or even a musical number like across the universe. Either way when you combine rat feces and mummified beer you can never go wrong. Just listen and take our word for it

The triangle of Love: Heartbreaker Mike, Natalie Evil: Extinction, Across the Dannyverse.


Next Movie Menu Podcast: 30 days of Night and Things we Lost in the Fire

 

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Happy Labor Day folks! Wait... or is it Halloween already? Well we have some tricks and treats instored for you. Halloween is the new christmas, the time for family. So Merry Hallo- (Chops head off) Damn that HURT! Really got my balls of fury going... I hope they give Michael Myers the Death Sentence. Say hello to Kevin Bacon for me!

The Superfriends: Mike Myers, Danny Bacon and Balls of Z.


Next Movie Menu Podcast: Coming Soon

 

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Stardust is a movie about an ugly Michelle Pfieffer and a gay Robert De Niro...interesting... because Rush Hour 3 is about an ugly Jackie Chan and a gay Chris Tucker. Aren't movies original anymore? At least we have Jane Austin to go to for originality, though if you're a guy and saw it, you're probably ugly or gay. Though theres nothing ugly or gay in the Bourne Ultimatum.....? Unless you count MATT DAMOOOOOON!!!! So yeah listen in to our Ugliest and Gayest episode to date (nah we've gone gayer lol)

The Trio of Doom: Johnny Bourne, Danny Chan and Becoming Mike Stand.

Next Movie Menu Podcast will be Sept 3rd: Death Sentence, Halloween, & Balls of Fury

 

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Moviiiiieeeeee Menuuuuuu!!!! (insert $275,000 Danny Elfman theme song). Podcasting live from Springfield, CA- Movie Menu proves we're as American as Apple Pie... unlike those Korean animators working on The Simpsons. Hey Korea! We're not REALLY yellow! You know what else is American? Underage kids trying to buy beer and nail hot underage chicks. BANG BANG! That's why we wore our favorite American underwear and watched Superbad. But you have to excuse us, we might have been in Zombie mode.

The Fab Four: Phillip A. Romero, Danny Quimby, Michael Cera Jr., and John Groening

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Rush Hour 3 and Stardust

 

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Who would win in a fight between Optimus Prime and Harry Potter. Prime has his robot powers, but Harry has his wizardry magic.Tough call, well if they are in America , they can live free or die hard because of health insurance in America due to all these sickos who charge an arm, a leg, and a mighty heart in order for them to feast on. Setting all these puns aside, enjoy the episode.

Autobots and Hogsworth team: Bumble Dan, Megamike, Johnny Potter, and Special Guest: Letty Lestrange

Next Movie Menu Podcast:The Simpsons Movie and Superbad

 

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Summer blockbusters are here! Whether its a sleeper indie comedy hit, superhero action pack sequel, scary ghost movie, or family film w/ christian overtones, MOVIE MENU is there and ready to review! Maybe by reviewing these four movies in the same show, Movie Menu will reach blockbuster status... but w/ our luck, the closest thing we'll see to blockbuster status is joining blockbuster video membership...lame! Well we have the reunion of the TRIO plus a special guest, so enjoy the show!

Holly-Weird Epilogue: John Almighty, Mike Cussak, Silver Danny, and Special Guest: Knocked Up Thad

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Transformers

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For the low low low price of $19.95, you can buy a tub of popcorn and one admission to see Shrek the Third! Now in amazing Cinescope Panavision Dolby-Digital mono sound. Now who ever said Movie Menu doesn't pull out all the stops to help fight the disease of mediocrity in theaters? I wonder how many revisions on Wikipedia will the future hold for us? How we nearly destroyed the talents of Jeff Goldblum and MTV VJ Simon Rex; corn was really having the Best Year Ever!; Rosie O'Donnell was a mutant cyborg from the future; and how little we did to anticipate that the lack of voter turnout in 2008 would result in the election of Janet Reno as our new President. ::shivers:: So America!!! Do us a favor and download this podcast about the weirdest trio of friends...well...since Movie Menu. ..and DON"T FORGET TO PASS THE VELVEETA CHEESE.

Holly-Weird Epilogue: Artist formerly known as Felix, Michael Hood-Prince of Leaves, and Prince John Elkington of Mandarin Oranges

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Knocked Up

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Your favorite neighborhood Spiderman is back for another installment. Once again, every villain attempts to ruin Peter Parker's game and prevent him from getting any poonanny! Yeah, that would kill him. This time around, Spiderman "poof poof passes" on Mary Jane and has his sight on Gwen Stacy while battling: a rock from outer space, guy made of sand, and the human heart- "I can't quit you Spiderman!!!" So enjoy another episode of the Movie Menu podcast as we critique the transformation of a superhero who turns into the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Pass the masquera!

Daily Globe: Chris Raimi, Michael Campbell, and John Jay Jameson

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Shrek 3

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A box of fries named Frylock, milk shake named Master Shake, and a morphing meatball called Meatwad....sounds like someone used a little too much tobacco with their hookah. Stoners around the globe rejoiced and conjugated around large movie screens to watch out fearsome heroes learn the origin of their powers! So it's kind of like that TV show Heroes...except they're not saving the world or a barely legal cheerleader, instead it's a balding, middle-aged New Jersey resident who sports sexy wife-beaters and elastic pants. If only Albert Einstein or Richard Nixon were alive to see this. FEEL THE WRATH OF MY LASER.. MORTAL HUMANS!!!!

Happy Meal: Christopher Nuggets, Michael Malt Shake, and John Hasselhoff

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Spiderman 3

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Sex...woo hooo! Violence....ooo yea baby! Barbeque...how did you know I love meat? and feet...okay, well I don't have a foot fetish like Quentin Tarantino, but "thanks"?!?! Rose McGowan and a peg-leg...excuse me as I release my man juice in the bathroom...double feature! double the wood!!! Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino were responisble for my erection, I hope this will be the only time this will ever happen...so enjoy another episode from Movie Menu, after we visited the bathroom...in different stalls of course...and tissues lubricated with extra virgin olive oil. BAM!

Z's Corner: Mikey Darling, Stunt Man Dan, and El John Rey Theater

Next Movie Menu Podcast:Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

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Four turtles and a giant rat…and you thought your family was strange. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles returned to the big screen this week and proved a ninja’s killing ability does have a down-side: every person they’ve killed is one less person watching a ninja movie. How stoned was TMNT creator Peter Laird when he thought of this idea, and can you imagine what his bosses might have thought, “so not only do you wanting ninja turtles but you want to name them after famous Renaissance artist?” Word of advice: mixing your prescribed medication with your “medication”, could make you the richest stoner to ever step foot on your own private island. “Pass the cheetos!”

The Foot-Clan: Michael-San, Emperor Daniel Mu, and John-ika Kurosawa

Next Movie Menu Podcast: Grindhouse

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Frank Miller must sleep with silk sheets on a gold bed-frame because there is no one in Hollywood that doesn’t want to participate in one of his movie. But how many people are willing to sleep with the comic book king? Whatever it takes, you can bet on seeing Movie Menu with their heads chopped off while battling Crispin Glover’s chainsaw. Maybe Frank Miller can write a comic book based on Movie Menu saving the world from a giant lizard with octopus legs named Ketchup…or Catsup, whichever tickles your pickle. Onions to this idea! Add it up with a slab of ground beef, lettuce, and sesame seed buns and you have a hamburger! Wait…what were we talking about again?

Panelist: Mike Mithodonos, King Daniel of New Guinea, and John Antonio Leonardo

 

Next Movie Menu Podcast: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Raising Arizona, Adaptation, Face/Off, Wild At Heart, Leaving Las Vegas…okay, maybe Nicolas Cage isn’t the worst actor to be captured on film. But then he was in Con Air, City of Angels, and The Rock. Okay, sometimes we need to star in 3 bad films to be in one good one. Understood. The Family Man, National Treasure, Lord Of War, World Trade Center, and for god’s sake: THE WICKER MAN! Who Keeps hiring this guy!?!? Well Movie Menu is here to take a tossed salad for the team and watch Nicolas Cage show us once again his love for Elvis…once more, i.e. Lisa Marie Presley, and…jelly beans? Ride on Ghost Rider…(sign)

Panelist: TEAM BLAZIN’ IT-member #1: Mike Chronic, #2: Danny Blunt, #3: John Bong

Next week’s podcast: The Number 23

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Movie Menu Presents: The 27th Annual Razzie Awards – celebrating those films that were prestigiously bad in 2006. What better way to follow a best-of episode than to review what films would make Helen Keller, The Miracle Worker, realize the ability of sight has some downfalls (jabs ice-pick into eyes). So lean back in your wicker chair, enjoy a Bloody Mary by the pool, and don’t forget little people need love too! Some where in Los Angeles: Pauly Shore, Steve Guttenberg, Dolph Lundgren, and Lou Diamond Phillips are sitting at a Starbucks wondering how their agents couldn’t get them into these movies. “Maybe…you suck?�

Panelist: Mike Stand and Deliver, Danny Shore is Dead, and John’s Short Circuit


Next Week’s episode: Ghost Rider

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Movie Menu: season 2 � The Sequel to the Original. You�re probably wondering what events had transcended to cause Movie Menu to take a 2 month hiatus�well let me tell you:

� John took a job hosting the Canadian food review show: A Bacon a day � Makes the dentist go Away� A! Eventually the show was cancelled and the network decided to give another hour to Brian Boitano Presents: Magic on the Ice- Magic in your Heart variety show.

� Danny realized his life long dream to swim and train otters to read at the 2nd grade level. Mystified by the beauty of otters in the water, Danny became more interested in developing a relationship with Lucy the otter than helping the other otters. Increased tensions between Danny and other animal teachers have caused him to resign and forfeit his crown of Mr. Universe.

� Michael has been rumored to have chased a butterfly across the United States and saw the fatal death of his butterfly when a kid from New Hampshire shot it down with a sling-shot. After a short stay at the Betty Ford Institute, Michael has regained the ability to eat solid foods again and looks forward to adopting a puppy named Cujo.

Well, now that you know our back story�enjoy season 2! Here�s a collection of our best �material� from season 1 and remember: Rush Limbaugh is not afraid of cougars!

Next Weeks podcast: The Razzie Awards (the worst films of 2006)
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Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz star in this spiritual love story. The Fountain is a profound film giving insight on life after death, struggle between right and wrong, and imagination stretching across time and space. Director Darren Aronofsky also wrote the screenplay of this film that will either be loved, or hated by many. Listen in for the final review of the season. Yeah, and if you’re expecting a joke in this synopsis…TOO BAD! Ha! How do you like THAT joke?

Panelist: John Hangman, Michael Weisz, and Danny Aronofsky.

Sound Guy: The Tree of Life

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A life of a secret agent is tough, having sex with hot women, driving the fanciest cars, and having the coolest gadgets…wait a minute… I WANT TO BE BOND! Which makes me ponder, what would happen if Bond started up his own class to help guys become more suave? James could do it and still fight terrorism. James Bond invented the word metrosexual, so next Bond film better have Right Said Freds, “I’m Too Sexy,� as the theme.

Panelist: John Bond, James Dan, and 007 Mike Sound Guy: The Hulk

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Will Farrell plays an IRS agent who hears a voice in his head who narrates his life, which in turn, reveals he will die soon. Hey, if I worked for the IRS I’d want to die soon too. This movie proves that its okay to listen to the voices in your head, so Tom Cruise is right, who needs Medications to solve problems when you have someone dictating your life with a better vocabulary? We should all become scientologists just so we too could deny western medicine and jump on couches and blame it on the voices in our heads! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Panelist: Danny Stranger, Russhelle Than, Mike Fiction
Sound Guy : Dennis Hoffman

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Kazakhstan is the greatest country, almost like Movie Menu is the greatest show�EVER! All other Podcasts are run by little school girls and Movie Menu is their Head Mistress. Bow Down to the RATS of the country. BoRAT, Splinter RAT, and mallRATS. If you listen to Movie Menu, you will NOT be execute.  

Panelist: DannyRAT, Mike Anti-SemiticStand, Johnny John and the Movie Menu Bunch  Sound Guy: Mel Gibson

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Think your country is fucked up? Huh?! Huh! As we learned in Babel, no matter where you live your country is most likely fucked up unless you’re in Canada because it’s not a real country. Ohhhh! Dis!  Beware the hairy monster that resides in Japan or the incestuous Moroccan hick with a shotgun. Also be sure to avoid the drunken chicken-choking Mexican and scariest of all, the Peepeephiliac Americans. Everytime you go to the toilet be scared, because Brad Pitt might be watching! The truth is out there…In Babel.

Panelists: John "Hairy monster", Rushelle "Pee Pee Pants", "Morocco" Mike Sound Guy: Coffi Anon

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Who knew that Marvel’s Wolverine and DC’s Batman would collide with Golem and The King of Goblins? Although in The Prestige they go by different names...we really  know the truth. Wow! That was David Bowie?! Who needs drama when you have friends like Michael Cane and Scarlett JoHANSSON in a corset. Mmm Mmm Mmmbop!. Those girls are hot!  If Siegfried and Roy had a baby, it would be ugly. However, The Prestige never teases only pleases, you slut.. So enjoy another episode of movie menu.

Panelists: The Great Danton, Stephoudini, Scarlett JohnHanson Sound Guy: Mike Cop-a-feel

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The queen of scream, Sarah Michelle Gellar returns with grudge 2 and then they decide to kill her in the first 10 minutes. Add this film to a list of movies you wish their wasn’t a sequel and prepare yourself as the avalanche of holiday films bombard your local theater. So make Ronald Reagan proud and don’t forget to spray or neuter your cats, otherwise the terrorist win. Long live freedom fries!!!

Panelist: Rush-anbow, Dan-aliscious, and Gangues-John Sound guy: Halle Joel Osman

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Matt Damon is impotent… on that note, sometimes art imitates life. So when we went to see The Departed and saw rats were involved, we decided that we’d find some rats of our own. The best we could do find, however, was Mickey Mouse and Chuck E. Cheese. Not exactly the rats we had in mind, but it was fun beating the crap out of them. So, pop some Viagra pills Matt, and enjoy this week’s episode of Movie Menu.

Panelist: Dan “the� Rat, Mike “Irish� McStand

Sound Guy: Sound Person

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Before the fame of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker made 2 full length movies, and Movie Menu is proud to present to you a review of one of them: Orgazmo. This movie tells the story of a Mormon moving to Los Angeles to spread the word of Jesus and circumstances force him to work in the porn industry. The world is a better place because of people like Matt Stone and Trey Parker who are brave enough to push the boundaries and maybe with enough sucking up, they would consider taking our auditions seriously! Our greatest dreams of becoming The Fudge-Packer dancers have not been realized, but we’re still holding hope their next movies will need us. So sit back, grab some tissues, recharge your “pencil”, shake it like a salt shaka, and go get you some BOOM BOOM in the night. Or call us at (800) GO PENIS, P.O. Box: D Sanchez & Lil Donkey Punch.

Panelist: Diana Cums-a lot, Christina Ride-her, and Vasthy Hoot-her nany

Sound Guy: Six-John-Nine

Next Week’s podcast: Employee of the Month   (maybe)  

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Jackass 2 proves once again that with alcohol, there are no boundaries- the sky is the limit, and they came awfully close to reaching the sky this time. Johnny Knoxville reunites the band of misfits every young male between the ages of 10-65 idolizes and up the ante with a bigger budget and enough stunts to make you wonder what kind of beer are these junkies drinking. No Podcast will be justice to the amount of entertainment the film brings, but we tried, and something happen to this week’s podcast that we promise was not our intention. I think we still couldn’t get the image of Spike Jonze as the naked Grandma out of heads, or maybe after watching Jackass 2 nothing we can say or do seems outrageous enough. But never fear, Movie Menu has never been afraid of pushing the envelope. So once those kung fu mountain lions arrive in the mail, we can promise you all hell will break loose.

Panelist: Mike- O, Danny Bam, Johnny Hangville, and special guest appearance

Sound Guy: Sir Matt the Cat

 

Next week’s episode: The Last Kiss  

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Josh Harnett and Aaron Eckhart are former boxers who are partnered in the L.A. police force and assigned to the murder of Elizabeth Short, A K A The Black Dahlia. This sexy adaptation of a James Ellroy book combines elements of a low budget pornography and a murder mystery. So imagine if someone took the story of L.A. Confidential and applied it to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and you have The Black Dahlia. But somewhere along the line, the story was put in a blender and served to Josh Harnett at his local juice bar. So the man of mystery: John Harnett drinks the blended story smoothie, because he can’t read, and is perplexed on how he knows the script so well by heart. Somewhere in the process, Josh Harnett takes a # 2 and before he could flush it down the toilet, director Brian De Palma scoops it out of the toilet and the film is made. Cheese doodle!

Panelist: Rushelle Scarlett Cortez, Mike Fire Stand, Danny Ice Munoz, and John Dahlia Hang

Sound Guy: baby Ernie

Next week’s episode: Jackass 2

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Muay Thai specialist and action star of the future Tony Jaa brings us a new spectacle for us to gravitate towards. Tony Jaa is sent to Australia in this film to rescue his elephant before he becomes part of someone�s lunch. We thought an expert in the field was needed, so we called upon a specialist. Unfortunately Danny Glover wasn�t available to comment on his movie Operation Dumbo Drop and his relationship with an elephant so we settled on Phil, a karate master. Like Tony Jaa, Phil wears red scarves to hide his true masculinity, but the man is a weapon of mass destruction. The fact that Tony Jaa wears black Converse high tops throughout the movie gives us hope that one day we will be capable of becoming a killing machine, and maybe little girls will stop picking on us for our lunch money. Bon Appetite! Enjoy another Movie Menu episode of mammoth proportions.

Panelist: Phillip Lee, Mike Stand Chan, Danny Van Damme, and John �The Karate Kid� Macchio

Sound Guy: R2-D2

Next week�s episode: The Black Dahlia

 

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF STEVE IRWIN

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Nicolas Cage plays a cop investigating the disappearance of a little girl and discovers the neo-pagan community responsible is beyond helping his search. An island filled with hippie women who harvest bee fields and serve no alcohol…wait, no alcohol? You mean, we have to “talk�? (Wipes sweat) We’re debating which is worse: Nicholas Cage’s acting in The Wicker Man or trapping sexually frustrated wolverines in your pants. Nick Cage is discovering what life must be like for Keanu Reeves. We think of Cage as the baby boomers answer to Keanu. Well us Gen X-ers see your Nicholas Cage and raise you with our Paris Hilton card. So enjoy this weeks Movie Menu Podcast (sponsored by Pier One Furniture) of The Wicker Man and allow us to tell you the horror of wicker. Spooky! If this isn’t the scariest Podcast you’ve ever heard, then your mattress is freeeeee! You’re killing me Movie Menu

Panelist: Mike Stand -by me, Danny the Menace, John-son & Johnson.  PLUS SPECIAL GUEST Sound Guy: Douglas

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Ben Affleck stars as a hitman and Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian. They are teamed together to kidnap a retard and the 3 become a family only Southern Californians could ever accept. You�ve got to feel sorry for the guy who played the retard; he was the only one whose credit to this movie went unnoticed. Come to think about, this guy probably has the best agent in assuring people forget he starred in this movie. �Get me that guy�s agent!� Somewhere in this world some douchbag has placed this movie in a time-capsule for it to be found in the future. We can only prey our historical records are not burnt to the ground for jeopardizing the future of human earth by believing in this movie.

Panelists: Mike �Pony-licious� Stand, Danny �Cool� Munoz, and �Lil� John- Hang

Sound Guy: the Spirit World�led by Abraham Lincoln

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I-Am-SICK-and-TIRED-of-these-motha-F*&kin'-podcasters!!-on-this-motha-F^#kin'-website!!!! What better way to end the season of summer films than having Snakes on a Plane cap our summer review. Summer films are released with a high emphasis on entertainment, and the most entertaining movie of the season is upon us: SNAKES ON A PLANE. The only thing that could have made this film better would have been cameos from the following people: Steve Irwin, Natalie Portman, everyone who has ever posed for Playboy , or Chuck Norris. We're not exactly the wilderness type, but we understand it is not normal to be boarding a flight with snakes. We just want the ladies to know, if you ever need someone to suck venom out of any part of your body...call Poison Control- F%^K that shit!

Panelist: Danny Munoz & Mike Stand

Sound guy: John Hang

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With the summer coming to a crawl, the studios are churning out their �we have so much money that we can make this kind of crap.� So for this mundane week we decided to review some of the newest releases of this week and pack into a nice little present you can carry in your pants. So STEP UP and leave some comments and allow us to dance into your hearts.

Panelists: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, and John Hang Sound guy: Z Aguirre

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6 women venture into a cave and find they have entered into unchartered territory, entrapped in a cave with blood sucking predators. Sounds like the plot to a dirty porno to me (cat claws), and many lesbian inneundos ensue. Not too many guys in this feature and many attractive kitties making their film debut. I don't know if it was the experience or it was the time of the month but there was a whole lot of blood in this movie! Looks like someone should consider a switch from the tampon to the pad....and I have just alienated our entire female fanbase. Anyways, enjoy this weeks podcast and our first review of a horror film.

Panelist: Mike Stand & Danny Munoz

Sound Guy: John Hang

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2005 Razzie Award winner for The Worst musical in the past 25 years, From Justin to Kelly was suppose to incorporate future winners/contestants into feature films, instead American Idol participants are now relegated to touring your local Plaza parking lots and trailor parks across the country. You think the star of this film Justin Guarini watches this movie on a loop? We know Kelly Clarkson has survived the wreckage, but the media has forgotten the casualities this film has caused! Well the Movie Menu has seen too many disasters in our lives to let THE MAN hold us down!!! Soo let me see ya fist in tha air brothas and sistas!!! Lets stand united in support of this film!

....don't leave me....I'm sooo cold...sweeeeeeet! a muffin

(silence) THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY PODCAST STATION. WE ASK YOU TO EVACUATE YOUR COMPUTERS AND EXIT ROOM LEFT. WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST PLEASE.

Panelist: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang.
Sound Guy: Alexander Z

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So we were by the pool this weekend and saw a lady swimming in the water. M Night Shyamalan asked us if we would be in the film, which we regretfully decline because..umm..how do we put this nicely..."we don't want him to ruin our careers before it even STARTED." So to sweeten the deal we agreed to take his daughters out in exchange for free tickets to his movie. Well we tried selling tickets, but no one would buy them, so we went to the see Shyamalan's new movie Lady in the Water in hopes of scoring with his daughters...HAPPY LISTENINGS, this is our audio recording of our date.

Panelist: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang.
Sound Guy: Alexander Z

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Can a life be really "perfect" if you haven't been pleasured sexually? Apparently some women suffer from this inability to reach climax....Thank god!!! For a minute, I thought it was just me....I knew there was nothing wrong with The Torpedo, I almost visited a doctor to make sure. Bon appetite! Enjoy this weeks podcast as 3 men dive into Lindsay Lohan's vagina and don't forget to leave comments about the night you spent at camp and woke up next to: your camp counselor, bottle of Schnapps, K.Y. jelly, and Coco the Grizzly Bear.

Panelist: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang.
Sound Guy: Alexander Z

It's Free to

Direct download: Movie_Menu_Episode_6__The_Oh_in_Ohi.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 2:45 AM
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We can't possibly imagine why anyone would dare to make love to Superman, gay or straight, but apparently Lois Lane has the loins of a goddess. Enjoy this review, and word of advice, Superman sees EVERYTHING (drops towel). "No Superman, I was no where near that farm last night."

Panelist: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang.
Sound Guy: Alexander Z

Direct download: Movie_Menu_Episode_5__Superman_Retu.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 2:27 AM
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Far East Asia loves the Movie Menu. What better way to fuse our worlds together than by racing....TO THE DEATH (awkward laughter). Enjoy this weeks podcast as the Movie Menu discovers the Japanese literature of Hennnnnnn-taiiii !!!

Panelist: Danny Munoz, John Hang.
Sound Guy: Alexander Z

Direct download: TokyoDrfit_final.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 5:02 AM
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So this movie is about pedophiles on the internet, something we have researched thoroughly and: sMaLL_WonDer_92 all I have to say to you is..."it's a date!!!" So without further adieu, I present for your listening pleasures our sex tapes with Dakota Fanning...what a filthy whore!

Panelist: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang. Sound Guy: Alexander Z

Direct download: Movie_Menu_Episode_3__Hard_Candy.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 12:40 AM
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Welcome trainees, we have recovered audio footage of our best agents. Not much is known of what happened to them, all we know is that their mission was not successful. We need you to listen in and see if you can possibly detect their whereabouts from this evidence. Although the mission may seem easy, do not take it lightly. All that can be said is, "Waka waka waka... "

Panelist Secret Agents: Mike Stand, Danny Munoz, John Hang. Sound Guy: Alexander Z

Direct download: Movie_Menu_Episode_2__Mission_Impos.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 12:52 AM
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Hear One, Hear All! This here is the very first podcast by Movie Menu with panelist John Hang, Daniel Munoz, and Mike Stand. The podcast reviews the movie "Brick" released late last year and finally reviewed/released by us (excuse us, but we're bad with dates and synopsis... dip your balls in it).

"Brick" is a detective story about a teenager who has to go through a high school crime syndicate in order to investigate the dissapearance of his ex-girlfriend.

The panelist will discuss the good and horrible about this movie... because they love you. Enjoy!


Direct download: Movie_Menu_-_Brick.mp3
Category: Week's Special -- posted at: 11:20 PM
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